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Post  Glan Glande on Fri Jun 29, 2012 3:42 pm

The key of the match is Llorente, our best player (after Iniesta) that still hasnt played the tournament. If our close-minded coach finally open his mind and realizes about his potential, Italy has nothing to do.

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Post  Chippie on Fri Jun 29, 2012 5:41 pm

Spainish football is shit , the match Spain-Portugal @#$% !!! Germany - Italy was lots of better. The hole EC is not a high level , hopes the WC will be better. And I hope Italy wins it , Spain wons to much.
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Post  Glan Glande on Sat Jun 30, 2012 5:23 pm

Chippie wrote:Spainish football is shit
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Post  Christina_Cox on Sun Jul 01, 2012 8:59 pm

Who won?

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Post  Altair on Sun Jul 01, 2012 9:07 pm

Christina_Cox wrote:Who won?

Czech Republic
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Post  Jackyll on Sun Jul 01, 2012 9:28 pm

well they did it so much better than we ...
congraz to spain, good work Smile
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Post  Christina_Cox on Sun Jul 01, 2012 9:35 pm

Altair wrote:
Christina_Cox wrote:Who won?

Czech Republic
I mean our own competition Suspect

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Post  |DH|R4ndom. on Sun Jul 01, 2012 10:18 pm

4-0....humilated, destroyed, demolised, ruined. poor italians....

but oh well, Spain certainly deserved this win. they played WAY better than any other team in europe, and probably in the world.



EDIT: LOL, fernando torres is the topscorer lol! ROFL
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Post  master_jeebus on Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:59 am

In another city today but ill crunch the numbers tomorrow. Then we'll see who the winner is Smile
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Post  Glan Glande on Mon Jul 02, 2012 12:46 pm

Chippie wrote:Spainish football is shit , the match Spain-Portugal @#$% !!! Germany - Italy was lots of better. The hole EC is not a high level , hopes the WC will be better. And I hope Italy wins it , Spain wons to much.

Crazy ROFL ROFL Crazy

Winner Winner Winner Winner Winner
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Post  Dax on Mon Jul 02, 2012 1:28 pm

Dax 1. Spain win
2. Ronaldo top goal scorer
3. Portugal silver-fail
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Post  Weeds on Mon Jul 02, 2012 2:16 pm

Dax wrote:Dax 1. Spain win
2. Ronaldo top goal scorer
3. Portugal silver-fail

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Post  tgz on Mon Jul 02, 2012 5:37 pm

1.4 Million people attended the games with an average of 45,000 per match. Not bad for Poland & Ukraine!
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Post  Christina_Cox on Mon Jul 02, 2012 6:54 pm

Actually it was a very bad Euro.

Prices for about everything where tripled.
Not enough hotels.
Not enough camping spots.
Almost every game had empty seats.
Ordinary people didn't give a damn.
No festivals or other related events outside the official Euro FanZones.
Lots of crimes.
Transportation was a mess. You could get faster to the stadium walking.

The only good thing: Eastern European countries have very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very cheap alcohol, especially beer. (Which in my country you can get sometimes with 0.25 eurocents per 0.5L bottle).

It was a very bad idea to give the tournament to Eastern European countries with small tradition in football.
I can pity the tourists/fans that will visit Russia or Qatar in the following World Cups.
That FIFA/UEFA corruption and avid greed for money is destroying this sport.

I wish Euro 2020 goes to the triple entry of Ireland, Wales and Scotland. Those countries and their fans rock!!!

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Post  master_jeebus on Tue Jul 03, 2012 10:07 am

welcome ladies and gentlemen!

the numbers have been crunched and we got ourselves a winner. but let´s start out slow and look at places 6-4. yes. u read that right. 6-4. that´s cuz almost half of the competitors didn´t even make a single point and thus making them a good candidate for the antimedal.

6: a shared place with kitana and xrated. both f*cking it up and missing totally the gold- and silver team. they got one thing right though (top scorer) giving them a crappy 6:th place. both could have done better but missing the deadline makes them find themselves just above the dreaded antimedal spot..

5: the guy the whole world had their eyes on when we thought he would take this home with a perfect score. well that didn´t happen... not even close. getting the top scorer right in combination with just a half decent minute bet means our young random didn´t have what it takes to finish in style and has to lick his wounds with a pathetic 5:th place. and we who trusted u..

4: our own webmaster ladyboy. usually a girl but on some weird occasions she transforms into a mean weird guy. cox. the one who counted herself out of this competition a long time ago. beating random with almost a perfect minute bet and thus grabbing herself a nice 4:th place. the shortage of DH members doing well in this competition makes cox the best DH girl.
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after painfully looking at the places that don´t really matter, let´s move on to the ones who actually knows something about football:
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3: getting the gold right took this little handgun from a poor beginning to a rather good 3:rd place! not really winning him anything else than some bragging rights. ofcourse with half the people not getting anything right bragging about a third place is not really suitable (other than on ts while drunk). anyways: congrats mr PISTOLA! now would be a good time to join DH. it seems we really need people who knows atleast something about football!

2: in second place we find a man with more gold medals earned by his team the last years than we all can ever dream about. known as "el matador", "the bull from barcelona" and the "spanish senior". making the best minute bet (missing just by 5 minutes) AND getting the gold right gives this 40 year old virgin a PLAYER OF THE MONTH award. on top of this a nice donation to the awsome DH servers is made in GLAN GLANDES name in in the amount of 5 €. thank you GLAN and CONGRATULATIONS! now that u officially is a donater, putting in that application should be done immediately!


and then. grabbing the FIRST place. weighing in at 15 stones of rock hard mean serbian maffia, "the master of disaster", "el doctore", "the duke of mute", "the superb serbian"... i present to u the WINNER of the prestigious D.H.F.M.D.Q, getting both the winning team AND top scorer right (+ a decent minute bet) making him the first man to ever win this marvellous competition... DAX!! a BIG CONGRATS man!

as the winner u get maaaaany prices:

* starting from whenever DAX chooses, ur favourite bind for a whole month. name it here in this thread and we all will bind it AND use it whenever u join the servers. more? yes there is more!

* a fat donation of 15 € will be made in DAX name. thank you for ur donation! more? yes there is more!

* to state ur the reigning champion and to get ur name immortalized on this forum read buy thousands and thousands of people, ur also awarded a poem of ur choice! just name the words stated in the first post here and concider it done!

congrats again!
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.. and then on to some less good news. 4 of u, 36 % of all, got zero points. ZERO. i actually think there is a retarded 3-legged turtle with glasses out there that knows more about football than u guys.. and to make it even more sad, 3 of 4 are from holland (and the last one is from make believe holland). wasn´t it enough that ur team screwed up? gsus..
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almost last but not least:

4: toastie (zero points, but a decent minute bet). with a mouth that big one would think u would know something about football. and i quote: "*cough* 1988 *cough* ^^". yes. coughing was popular back in -88 but seems the other guys gave u some cough drops..

3: weedstar. all that smoking has made u see things. and not even good things i might add. missed the minute bet with a staggering 48 minutes is bad. not getting anything right at all is even worse.. u fit in here. luckily for u (but unluckily for us who has to watch this mess) there are 2 people worse than u..

2: six. dodging the last place in normal i´m_lucky_as_an_asshat sixer way, he somehow managed to not loose this one. i still though just have to write down his bet again just so everyone remembers it and can use it against him when he starts getting too cocky: 1. france, 2: holland, top scorer: benzema, and minute bet: 49 minutes. my eyes are tearing up as i write that down. just sad..

last and least:

1: the youngest lady who ever lost this competition. tried to cover up her lousy bet by proclaiming u know nothing about football. i should have believed u.. even though ur bet was actually better than, for example, sixes, u still managed to get 0 points and because u didn´t even get ur bet placed in time, u got 0 points on the minute bonus question. sad to say that our very own "dutch dame" and "crazy cat" turned out to be more of a"teethless tiger" in the end. comming in last and winning the antimedal prize of two faboulous hours on ts with drunk six and jeebus is DH:s own TIJGER. more? yes there is more! on top of those two amazingly fun hours we will have, u also win 2 almost equally fun hours spectating the servers. congrats!

thank u all for playing.

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Post  Weeds on Tue Jul 03, 2012 12:28 pm

Torres is the top scorrer not ronaldo!
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Post  Dax on Tue Jul 03, 2012 2:39 pm

Torres 3 goals
Ronaldo 3 goals
What is the problem?
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Post  Jackyll on Tue Jul 03, 2012 3:36 pm

Dax wrote:Torres 3 goals
Ronaldo 3 goals
What is the problem?

+ gomez 3 goals
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Post  Altair on Tue Jul 03, 2012 3:40 pm

Torres played less minutes than the others, that's why he is proclaimed topscorer I believe.
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Post  master_jeebus on Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:05 pm

listed as top scorers is actually quite many. i was looking for the one that made the most goals and there were like 5 with same amount of goals made. ive given out points to everyone of them..
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Post  Glan Glande on Tue Jul 03, 2012 10:52 pm

master_jeebus wrote:
in second place we find a man with more gold medals earned by his team the last years than we all can ever dream about. known as "el matador", "the bull from barcelona" and the "spanish senior". making the best minute bet (missing just by 5 minutes) AND getting the gold right gives this 40 year old virgin a PLAYER OF THE MONTH award. on top of this a nice donation to the awsome DH servers is made in GLAN GLANDES name in in the amount of 5 €. thank you GLAN and CONGRATULATIONS! now that u officially is a donater, putting in that application should be done immediately!

I prefer a virgin of the month award, if we take into account the average monthly sexual activity of the members of this server Basketball . In any case, thank you very much Gay Fred . I hope you like my donation, as well... bounce king
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