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Post  Monster* Tue Mar 22, 2011 9:05 am

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous
so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.

"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.

"No, I don't," she replied.

"Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Canada with a big tank of
latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their
hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes
of the right size."


She didn't crack a smile.

"Oh, well. I tried," he thought.

But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she
burst out laughing.


"What's so funny?" he asked


"I was just envisioning how condoms are made!"

Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working...
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Post  <V!P> Tue Mar 22, 2011 11:00 am

hahahah scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch Very Happy
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Post  <V!P> Tue Mar 22, 2011 11:12 am

i will tell you ajoke :


some one drink medicine before it's time Why?




To Surprize the germs Very Happy
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