Some facts to start the day.

Having eye contact for more than 6 seconds without looking away or blinking reveals a desire for either sex or murder.

‎14 out of 7 people have split personalities.

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

90% of house-dust consists of dead skin.

I will fail at my exam economics today

Today is my husband's birthday and I forgot to buy a gift.

I'm a cine-addict (no life ?), so, today it's Gone with the wind (1939) :

- It is the biggest financial success, with $1.250.000.000.
- Last quote : "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn" is selected as the most memorable American movie quotation of all time by the American film institute.
- This quote was almost censored and spectators was shocked (remember, we are in 1939 in this puritan usa we all love -_-).
- Hattie McDaniel was the first black actress who won an Oscar BUT, because of racial laws, she was not allowed to go to the first cinema session ...
- There is only one actress still alive, Olivia de Havilland.
- Oscar : 13 nominations, 10 wins (8 regulars, 1 honorary, 1 technical) ...

A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, tooth-paste, razor, shaving cream, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Motel 6.
The average number of items in a woman's bathroom is 328. The average man would not be able to identify most of them.

forum facts:

-before posting this message this forum had 5926 messages. according to the all-knowing internet, a normal length forum post is 2 lines. a normal length line contains about 15 words. this makes a total of 177 780 words. just a few words short of the amount of words in the new testament (181 253 words).

-the least clicked item in this forum is the search button. have no real statistics on this but looking at the threads being made and the same stupid questions being asked over and over, this must be the case.

-the most clicked and most hated item is the stats button. love to click it. hate to see the results.

dh name facts:

panda: panda means "black and white cat-foot". loves bamboo and hates others (likes being alone). it is said that drinking panda urin helps when u have swallowed a needle.

dax: dax is the name of the blue power ranger from the popular kids series Power Rangers. his superpower is jumping at "great hights and at high speeds". compared to the superpowers the other power rangers have makes him look pretty lame. the others have: superhuman strength, enhanced hearing and sight, superhuman speed, invisibility and transforming his body into mercury.


ghostwindkiller: ghost wind a.k.a. the ghost wind stallions is a legend amongst the flat head indians.the story dates as far back as 1762. the word killer can also be used as a synonym for murderer. thus ghostwindkiller = horsemurderer.

chippie: a german radio program. it was one of the first programs on computer topics, produced by the hessischer rundfunk (hessian broadcasting). on the 24:th of october 1992 the topic of the day was "computers and sex".


six six six´er: 666. john thompson productions is a german pornographic film studio, based in berlin, germany. the studio
is best known for its bukkake themed series, GGG (german goo girls) but is also known for the 666 series that focuses mainly on urolagnia and urophagia, however also features bukkake. the series is banned in switzerland

master_jeebus: master = an artist of consummate skill/a person who has general authority over others. jeebus(or as it´s originally written; jebus) = homer simpson´s way of saying jesus. so master_jeebus = skilled jesus or if u prefer, jesus with authority over others. u can pick either one.. dance puppets, dance..

..and btw. i have the links to proove the above name facts.

master_jeebus wrote:..and btw. i have the links to proove the above name facts.

what does random stand for? xD

bet you can't find that

sulla on iha liikaa vapaa-aikaa ku tollasia kerkeet ettimään jeebus

|DH|R4ndom. wrote:

master_jeebus wrote:..and btw. i have the links to proove the above name facts.

what does random stand for? xD

bet you can't find that

i (as about any other who knows atleast some english) knows what random means. but:

according to protestants, there is nothing random based on their understanding of the bible. in other words, according to them, u random, don´t exist. i wouldn´t go that far. clearly u exist or there is some kind of evil spirit who´s spamming this forum, but i can clearly state, that ur name best describes ur shooting.

if i use it in a sentence: i shoot some random guy at the local post office and then went home to eat a sandwich.

"sulla on iha liikaa vapaa-aikaa ku tollasia kerkeet ettimään jeebus" - actually no. i use my time between meetings efficiently =)

hahaha jeebus, i love you lol

best definition of random found on the internet xD but seriously, you even gave me an example.

you're the boss!

greetings.

six six six´er: 666. john thompson productions is a german pornographic film studio, based in berlin, germany. the studio
is best known for its bukkake themed series, GGG (german goo girls) but is also known for the 666 series that focuses mainly on urolagnia and urophagia, however also features bukkake. the series is banned in switzerland


haha thats the funniest one

Aha - now I understand how he can spend so much time on the server. Couple of min a day "acting", leaves a lot of free time for other activities.

// F

random things that are useless

*Ducks quacks don't echo. No one knows why.
*We shed 40 pounds of skin in a lifetime.
*Like fingerprints, everyones tongueprint is different.
*Right handed people live on average 9 years longer than left handed people
*A person uses approximately fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper each day
*In Singapore, it is illegal to sell or own chewing gum
*"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
*A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
*Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.
*The longest word in the English language is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
*111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
*If electrodes are inserted at opposite ends of a pickle, and electricity is passed through, the pickle will glow.
*The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
*Mel Blanc, the voice of Bugs Bunny, was allergic to carrots.
*40% of cases a pizza will arrive sooner than an ambulance.
*It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear.
*The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.
*Frowning burns more calories than smiling.
*1/4 of the bones in your body are in your feet.
*The average woman consumes 6 pounds of lipstick in her lifetime.
*The bullfrog is the only animal that never sleeps.
*If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.
*Children grow faster in the spring.
*On average, a human being will spend up to 2 weeks kissing in his/her lifetime.
*Mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
*A sneeze travels out of your mouth at over100 miles per hour.
*Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they cant find any food.
*A "dude" is an infected hair on an elephants butt.
*The average person has a total of 6 pounds of skin.
*Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.
*On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
*Red is the most commonly colored vehical involved in accidents each year.
*Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
*Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump."
*In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.
*American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
*The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

Tijger<3 wrote:
*Red is the most commonly colored vehical involved in accidents each year.

- I think its time we bought u ur own car honey. What kinda car would u like?
- I think I want a RED one.

what fifty-seven toilet paper every day?Dont thing so

"*Ducks quacks don't echo. No one knows why. " is actually wrong. it echoes but the echo looks just like the quack itself so it´s hard to spot. tested on mythbusters and myth busted. a very nice show =)

I never tough someone would extually read everything haha xD

ofc. if some1 puts the time in to write it, i sure as hell am going to sacrifice some time to read it =)

riseandfall wrote:what fifty-seven toilet paper every day?Dont thing so

women use about 80-85 and men 30-35! Except in Finland where men use 0-10 and women 80-85.

// F

Fredster74 wrote:

riseandfall wrote:what fifty-seven toilet paper every day?Dont thing so

women use about 80-85 and men 30-35! Except in Finland where men use 0-10 and women 80-85.

// F

Why so less for men? What u use more, newspapers? xD

Fredster74 wrote:

riseandfall wrote:what fifty-seven toilet paper every day?Dont thing so

women use about 80-85 and men 30-35! Except in Finland where men use 0-10 and women 80-85.

// F

that´s because we men here in finland are able to score. in sweden u use 90% of ur tissues when ur jerking off to gay porn.

master_jeebus wrote:

Fredster74 wrote:

riseandfall wrote:what fifty-seven toilet paper every day?Dont thing so

women use about 80-85 and men 30-35! Except in Finland where men use 0-10 and women 80-85.

// F

that´s because we men here in finland are able to score. in sweden u use 90% of ur tissues when ur jerking off to gay porn.

ehmm... TO MUCH INFORMATION

i know. i´m sorry. i apologize for the swedes.

master_jeebus wrote:

Fredster74 wrote:

riseandfall wrote:what fifty-seven toilet paper every day?Dont thing so

women use about 80-85 and men 30-35! Except in Finland where men use 0-10 and women 80-85.

// F

that´s because we men here in finland are able to score. in sweden u use 90% of ur tissues when ur jerking off to gay porn.

Yeah sure, Finns score a lot Not with women tho

hahhaha