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master_jeebus Fri Apr 20, 2012 8:59 am
did some profanity editing.
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master_jeebus Fri Apr 20, 2012 9:17 am
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Ace Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:17 am
when you're drunk and want to pick up a chick, you come to her and say: "fear my six pack", and then you show her your fat and hairy belly (thats +18 and real man only)
when an unwanted chick tries to pick you up, you look at her strictly, point at the door and say G T F O
try to impress a girl by showing her how to aim down your sight and lean properly (brotip: show her how to clip (left lean bug))
stand next to a girl that u like, look at her like a creep and start repeating "fap fap, fap fap, fap fap" till she feels enough sexual attraction to go out with you or till she pulls out her pepper spray
pickup line: i can play 1v1 wawa vs you anytime baby
pickup line: not that im bragging about it but we kicked FRS clan's ass
when an unwanted chick tries to pick you up, you look at her strictly, point at the door and say G T F O
try to impress a girl by showing her how to aim down your sight and lean properly (brotip: show her how to clip (left lean bug))
stand next to a girl that u like, look at her like a creep and start repeating "fap fap, fap fap, fap fap" till she feels enough sexual attraction to go out with you or till she pulls out her pepper spray
pickup line: i can play 1v1 wawa vs you anytime baby
pickup line: not that im bragging about it but we kicked FRS clan's ass
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master_jeebus Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:42 am
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master_jeebus Fri Apr 20, 2012 11:04 am
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Christina_Cox Fri Apr 20, 2012 1:26 pm
Let me fix that for you on Monster's behalf 
master_jeebus wrote:when a man is coming on to u: tell him ur sorry but u don´t like male on male action but ur friendfredsterdietchi will be along soon and he might be interested
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Altair Fri Apr 20, 2012 1:31 pm
master_jeebus wrote:
when a girl won´t leave the next morning cuz she thinks u are "boyfriend material": put |SRB| in front of ur name. that will do the trick.
hahahah
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master_jeebus Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:41 pm
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wish25 Fri Apr 20, 2012 3:04 pm
there brill they are wooo haha i have LOL really hahahaa
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master_jeebus Sat Apr 21, 2012 12:43 am
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Fredster74 Wed Apr 25, 2012 6:25 pm
The kids are draining me, so I´ll soon need another shot of laughter Jeebs - or I´ll turn 40 in a couple of months!!
No Im kidding they´re wonderful and totaly adoring. But I do look about 15 years older now compared to 7 years ago
So keep the good laughs coming m8s!
// 
No Im kidding they´re wonderful and totaly adoring. But I do look about 15 years older now compared to 7 years ago
So keep the good laughs coming m8s!
//
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master_jeebus Thu Apr 26, 2012 8:16 am
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Fredster74 Thu Apr 26, 2012 5:05 pm
What's a FAG? Is it short for Finnish Alcholic Gaylord? Ur so easy to lay down this days Jeebs 
so now my fav game is Capture the DAD! Which ofc is short for Dutch Alcoholic Devil.
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so now my fav game is Capture the DAD! Which ofc is short for Dutch Alcoholic Devil. /
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Christina_Cox Thu Apr 26, 2012 7:28 pm
oh snapFredster74 wrote:What's a FAG? Is it short for Finnish Alcholic Gaylord? Ur so easy to lay down this days Jeebs
nice comeback
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master_jeebus Thu Apr 26, 2012 7:33 pm
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Six Six Six'er Thu Apr 26, 2012 8:45 pm
Yeah, Although I like to see some people talk back to jeebus
I have to agree its a lame comeback...
Sry...
I have to agree its a lame comeback...
Sry...
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Fredster74 Fri Apr 27, 2012 6:07 am
So cute to see the lovers sticking up for each other 
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master_jeebus Fri Apr 27, 2012 6:49 am
did some profanity editing.
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NixoN/Coryn Sun Jun 17, 2012 7:34 am
When you can't find your mobile phone
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pol4ris Sun Aug 19, 2012 10:46 pm
when you know some1 but you dont remember his name : /set esp 1
when you are at beach and you forgot the sunglasses at home : /seta r_drawsun 0
when some1 is swearing at you : hey come 1v1 aw or shut up!
when at bar fight one guy alone destroys 4 other men : hi can i mix you?
when cops are trying to do an alcohol test to you : ffs i need codehook
when you are at beach and you forgot the sunglasses at home : /seta r_drawsun 0
when some1 is swearing at you : hey come 1v1 aw or shut up!
when at bar fight one guy alone destroys 4 other men : hi can i mix you?
when cops are trying to do an alcohol test to you : ffs i need codehook
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