Re: a bad monday joke

Altair Wed Jun 27, 2012 8:46 am

master_jeebus wrote:
a journalist sees a young boy being attacked by a pitt bull. suddenly a man runs over and wrestles the dog off the boy
and chokes it to death.

that´s amazing!! says the journalist, i´m going to write a story about you! i´ll call it "FINNISH MAN SAVES BOY".
..but i´m not finnish?! replies the man.

okay, how about: "DANISH MAN SAVES THE DAY"? the reporter asks.
..but i´m not danish either.. i´m from sweden, the man answers.

the next day the papers run with the headline "SWEDISH ASSHOLE KILLS FAMILY PET".

hahahahahahah

master_jeebus Fri Jul 06, 2012 12:32 pm

Weeds Fri Jul 06, 2012 3:25 pm

master_jeebus wrote:
george bush, the pope, michael jackson and three kids are on a plane.

the plane is crashing and there is only 3 parachutes.

the pope: save the children!
george bush: f*ck the children!
michael jackson: is there time?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL cheers

master_jeebus Tue Aug 28, 2012 11:12 am

A Star Wed Aug 29, 2012 10:52 pm

Is this sexist crap allowed here?

Altair Wed Aug 29, 2012 11:56 pm

master_jeebus Thu Aug 30, 2012 6:25 am

A Star Thu Aug 30, 2012 9:54 pm

No need to respond in detail, you've very well displayed your inadequacy my discriminatory friend.

master_jeebus Wed Mar 13, 2013 9:06 am

did some profanity editing.

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