a bad monday joke

well 20 degree below 0 and sleeping in a tent, there u looking for something warm hrhr

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oh i think u mixed this up, playing cod in ur room when its cold outside isnt really being in the army, ur mum should have told u that early enough

Thats to much information xD

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to ya my finnish little brother! (he is right - swedes like to hug. Atleast more then Finns )

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(ﾉಥ益ಥ）ﾉ ooooh snap
good 1

You made it in the DH lore .... now u have ur own smiley )

heyt im wdrunk too... jebus ju wankerrr

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mommy ballnoon daddy ballnoon and baby balloon, mommy an daddy was fed up with them sleepin in there bed, so after they sent him to bed an the next morning he was in there bed, so daddy blew him up, blew mommy up a little bit, an got mommy balloon to blow him up, so the next night moomy balloon an daddy balloon fast asleep an baby balloon comes in well he cant get in the bed so he lets a bit of air out of daddy balloon a bit of air out of his mommy then lets a bit, of air out himself the next day daddy so mad, he shouts you really let us down son not only have you let me down you let your mother down, and have let yourself down to hahaha, ye some funny jokes up a bove

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radio 1, hi 2day you can ring up an ask me any question, 1st caller yes who is this, its dave hi dave wots ur question? why are you such a dick head arse hole asswipe well thats enough of that cut him off, next caller whos this dave oh no not you again what do u want to say now your a bell end and u do it with your mommy no? no i dont and bb, next caller whos this on line 3 its ssshhhmeee, hello shmee what you want to ask me.... no u idiot its shme again you f..kin wankah

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