Re: a bad monday joke

wish25 Sat Mar 17, 2012 2:01 am

rofl, haha i feel sick i dont have 1, think of one while i be sick an sleep, drinks all round its friday it 2 in the morning night xxx hope u sleep well, an its a fine morning a day for you on this saturday thats just comin in errr im goin to bed im goin to be sick niite

master_jeebus Sat Mar 17, 2012 2:38 am

wish25 Sat Mar 17, 2012 12:36 pm

lol, thats funnest joke ever lmao Smile

i dont no anymore at the mo

master_jeebus Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:14 am

Six Six Six'er Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:44 am

I dont get it.

cheers

master_jeebus Thu Mar 22, 2012 1:06 pm

Jackyll Thu Mar 22, 2012 1:17 pm

master_jeebus wrote:

q: what's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
a: pressing toothpaste back into the tube.

wish25 Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:27 am

why the 6 hate the 6 cuz the 8 the 9 Smile

gay gay gay as fuuucck joke, meh Very Happy

wahahaa urs was funny muhahahahahahahahaha so editwhy the 6 not like the7 cuz the 7 eight the 9

wish25 Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:28 am

rofl i didnt even write it right stupid keyboard hahaaa

master_jeebus Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:12 am

wish25 Fri Mar 23, 2012 12:57 pm

lol i dont no why or how i find them funny, cuz there no punch line, also i am very hung over an have a really bad head 2day i also have tooth ach ouch, hope u have a nice weekend tooo master j i think im guna lay of the beer this weekend yack i feel yackah well ill argh ewww Smile

wish25 Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:58 am

falling asleep in ur dinner lol

and running wash up water in sink filling it to the top put all ur stuff that needs washing then, needing a knife to put some butter on ur toast an u havent got 1, its in the sink with the rest of the knifes an forks in red hot water what do u do, u use something to help fish 1 out gettin only a little bit burnt instead of fryin ur hole hand off, an not havin to empty the washin water again Smile

T-T-TOSTIE >_< Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:05 pm

master_jeebus wrote:

how do u know it´s time to wash the dishes and clean the house?
Spoiler:

have a nice weekend!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

master_jeebus Thu Apr 05, 2012 8:30 am

T-T-TOSTIE >_< Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:06 am

master_jeebus wrote:

why wouldn't the statue of liberty work in france?

Spoiler:

ZING =]

wish25 Sat Apr 21, 2012 5:12 am

what to you call a man, with a seagull on his head, Cliff

i was shopping in a food store 2day, and this man started throwing milk and cheese at me, i thought how dairy,

sorry i didnt play, i had go do something, then i was trying to make up with my boy friend, hes real mad at me, over some1 giving me new dog

master_jeebus Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:02 am

master_jeebus Fri May 11, 2012 10:03 am

wish25 Sat May 12, 2012 1:18 pm

master_jeebus Fri May 25, 2012 1:12 pm

master_jeebus Fri Jun 01, 2012 11:35 am

Six Six Six'er Sat Jun 02, 2012 8:01 am

master_jeebus wrote:i got talking to a girl in the pub last night. turns out we have a lot of similar interests. such as "my chemical romance".. or rohypnol, as i call it..

I dont get it, is it a joke? is it real? what is it?

Christina_Cox Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:13 am

Hmm hmm... come on Six..... you don't know what ruffies means
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Date_rape_drug
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ruffies

Jackyll Sat Jun 02, 2012 11:07 am

time to watach a lil hangover

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